Phuket Again

Well last night was a blast. Met these two swedish girls yesterday and a dutch girl. Man oh man I wish we were staying there. I ended up having drinks with the three girls and then the one girl gave me her email address, it was fun... Then I went back to the bar at the bungalouws after the night out with the girls and the barman wasn't busy so he asked me if I wanted to go bar hoping with him. Now that was fun... we went to bars looking for women to come to his bar so that the woman would attract more customers. We went to like 7 different bars, most of them for a few minutes and then he treated me to how the thai people really eat. Off the streets, what we've already tried, but this was good food. Learnt how to spice it properly and what utensils to use and what the plants on the tables were for, etc. We got home rather late and the next morning I had to be up around 7 to catch a bus back to here in Phuket. Now remember I mentioned that the drivers in Bangkok had to have been trained by the Brittish Air Force? If you really want to have your pants soiled or no more fingernails, try a trip from Ko Lante to Phuket by bus. Man oh man, what a ride, rollercoasters couldn't be any more scary than this. It was fun though, really difficult to get used to but fine after that, sorta. We arrived this afternoon and my sister left for the bank... I went to get some lunch. Decided to see if the Thai's know how to cook steak... Lets just say I'll stick to the Thai food here, even the spicy stuff. After lunch I went for a walk. I was walking past a place called "Pink Lady 2002" when one of the taxi guys asked me if I wanted to go to "Young Lady"... I thought he was talking about the place behind him. I told him I would just walk there if I was interested. This guy was persistant... So in the end I thought it must be close by because the ride was extremely cheap, he must have gotten comission for taking me there. I'll tell you what, we get to this place and he says I can go for a masage, btw the place was around the corner, lol. So I go inside and the place is quite large for any masage parlour I've been to. There was a lounge, reception and a display room now quickly filling up with girls sitting there. I felt that this was no masage place and asked one of the people what the place actually was. Hehe, the guy then takes me to the display room and shows me the girls seated there. He then continues to tell me that there are blue sticker girls and red sticker girls, I can't remember or didn't hear what he said next because I looked at the room. OMFG, I wish I was allowed to take a photo, man do I, the women were insanely hot, the kind that all the pick up lines are made for. I quickly returned to my senses when and continued to listen to what he was saying. So it went something like this, imaging an asian talking english... "So blue lady, she 2400baht for hour half. She give masage then give blow job, then she fuck, yeah, then you shower, she masage again and thats that." Hmm, the offer was tempting seeing as I've been on a dry spill for a while now. Some of you might not believe me but I turned around after giving him some indication that I was coming back so that I didn't look to disturbed. Then went outside and the taxi driver was something like this... "What no good, I take you another place. Free of charge." Now I wanted nothing more with this guy, though I was very grateful and thankful he showed me what will most probably be the most attractive women on the face of this earth, man I wish I could have taken a photo. I sort of had my bearings and told the guy I was going to continue my walk. After about 10 minutes of walking I was back at the hostel. Though, if I didn't stay at the hostel for 6 days before, I would have been screwed getting home. So I got back had a nap and then met my sister after I showered. She then continued to tell me about her day and that most of her cash problems have been sorted out. Thank God, she is so much more managable now. Either way we went for supper down near "Pink Lady". This is rather wierd as well. We get there and the lonely planet I have mentions that in Phuket there is Fantasia Entertainment and that they throw shows that will knock Las Vegas's socks off, mainly with elephants and lasers and lights, etc. So we walked past this building that had the Fantasia sign on it. I told my sister about what the book said and that it's apparently a 21 billion dollar stadium. When I told her that I clicked that this building was not worth 1 million dollars. So we went up and asked what the place was. Nobody in the vacinity knew what we were asking for about 10 minutes. Then one lady replies... "Cocktail, Ladies sing..." and something else. She was extremely difficult to understand. We didn't enter and found out later that it was one of those bars that provide ladies as the form of entertainment. Lets just say that I've come to the conclusion that Phuket is it's own Red Light district... I have the photos here and am going to make another post with some of them. The others look like they need some touching up... Say thanx to my sister when you see her for the photos.