Boring Ko Sumui

The night life here was just too promising. We went out last night but there is like no place to dance. Also the sex here is so in your face. I mean there are so many girlie bars and so soo many single ugly guys with young Thai chicks here. It's disgusting. We have booked in for 4 nights here. Don't know if I'll be able to handle it. There are no really hot woman to go for here either. Even if there were, I have never picked up a girl when my sister is around and she is sticking to me better than bubblegum to your shoe. Man oh man. Not to mention there is fuckal to do during the day here except shop. The beach at high tide is non-existent. The freakin ocean eats the whole beach. Hmm, I hope it gets better because I don't know if I can handle staying in all day and living shitty night life. If I wasn't with my sister then it might be better. I could chat to random chicks maybe even the Thai girls. But everyone thinks that we are on honeymoon or something. So because there is nothing to do I have decided to sit on the internet and charge my IPOD. Kinda depleted the last full charge quite quickly on the trip here. Was watching quite a few episodes of "How I met your mother". I like it... its really funny. The trip was long so I finished the first season. So this post is going to have quite a few photo's in it because there aint much to do. All my sister wants to do is freaking shop shop shop. It's fine the first few days maybe weeks, but this is insane. It's all the same crap everywhere and it's too expensive here. So I'm not even looking till we get to Chiang Mui or Bangkok. Now the reason she doesn't want to go to Chiang Mui is because she is afraid her baggage is overweight. No shit sherlock with all the shopping its to be expected. O it's only for the domestic flights. The limit is 15kg's. When will she learn. At least I don't have to carry all her shit. Screw being a domesticated man... Any of you guys that like her so much can get in her good books by flying here and being her bag boy. I'm certainly not going to do it. So enough bitching, I'm feeling better now... Time to do the photo's and PS I'm never travelling with my sister again, she gets really moody when we are actually traveling.

Here you can see otto the otter. Don't think thats his name but hey... Now he has one. We found this little critter when we were at the butterfly farm in Phuket. He really puts on a display when people are watching him... When he thinks no-one is watching him he tries to escape is pen. Very cute actually... Anyone for Prison Break 3 - Ottos escape from the pen...



Here on the left you can see one of the butterflies that were at the butterfly farm. It was a small place but very beautiful... I believe we have one back home as well but it is very out of the way. Also I suppose once you have seen one you've seen them all. At least I did it in Thailand. I would love to get a T-Shirt that said "At least I did it in Thailand!", but I haven't found one and I think it might be taken the wrong way... hehe.


So here we decided to take the elephant trip. It was kinda pricy for an half hour. But at least we did it. The only thing is, its lank unconfortable. The elephants back muscles really move that chair around... The dude in the front has such a nice seat. Also as mentioned in a previous post, the back of his hat says how much you should tip him... And it suckered us... But I think we tipped him half of what he wanted. Just next to this place in Phuket you can shoot firearms for a reasonable price. Not only hand-guns but rifles and shot-guns. I didn't do it... Felt like saving cash and I have fired most of the weapons anyway. There was also a paintball place here and the field looked insane, but you needed a full two teams to play... Does my sister look like a full team.

Here on the left you can see some of the people that performed for us in Phuket. The one in the middle that is skinny looks almost male... almost 100% sure he/she is. The show was good, more of a time killer than anything else. Now if you look closely at this picture you might think that its a bit overdone. Let me tell you that if you think the gay culture in Cape Town is killer, you should check out this place at night. There was this one alley that was crowded with, shemales and dragsters... Was quite entertaining talking to them. Just like back home they are so over the top it's funny and different talking to them. Not something I could do everynight though.

Next we have a pic of the amount of fish that just arb around the pier at Ko Phi Phi. There are so many and they don't seem to get fed. It would be too expensive to feed them anyway. There are so many they are like piranahs. If you threw a crate of fruit into the water that would most probably feed like 10% of the fish at the pier and it would most probably be gone in less than 10 minutes, crate and all. That said they truly are a nice site when you waiting for you boat to dock or your ferry to leave.

If I continue to write about more photo's I'm goint to start babbling. I'm getting kinda bored. To the shops, or the bars, or bowling, or the non-existent beach, no beyond unfortuanately. Have to find the shopoholic anyway. I wonder if they have a AA meeting for people who are addicted to shopping... Be a nice present I think. "Hey, don't think that you going to get me one for mine..."